In September, I'm taking part in the Great Gorilla Run in London.  Whilst the physical training is going well, I feel that I've yet to find the inner gorilla in myself.  No matter what I do, I fail to look convincing.

True enough, my gorilla suit has yet to turn up, but does anyone have any experience they can share to make sure I don't make a fool of myself on the day?  Should I be doing Gorillagrams by way of practice?  Should I buy a jumbo pack of nits to distribute about myself?

Frankly, all I want to be is a better Gorilla.

Help?

How about we put you in a cage and feed you bananas? That way we're all happy.

...except for the bananas.  They have feelings too and being force fed to a wannabe gorilla with little chance of escape might just push them over the edge.

Aside from that, the plan sounds like a winner.  Cage me up.