Once upon a time, in a land .far off  to the west of Krakatoa called Java, .there lived three little pigs. They were called by the unique identifiers John, jOhn, and johN. The first little pig was known to his devoted parents as piglet[0], the second as piglet[1] and the third as piglet[2].

Unfortunately the pigsty was too small, due to inadequate requirements-gathering at the time of construction, a familiar anti-pattern. The old sow said, ‘Now my dears, upon reflection, we seem to have a scalability problem. We need therefore create a distributed architecture. I have no inheritance, so you must to go off into the woods and build your own homes.. But, whatever you do, make them resilient and beware of the Big Bad Tester, for he will huff, and puff, and blow them away’.

So the three little piglets all went tearfully out onto the road to look for a suitable platform on which to base their architecture. The first little pig met a man with some java beans.

 “Would you like to buy some of my beans in return for a cow?”

“No fear, My mother told me the story of a little pig called Jack who bought some of your beans, had a big scalability issue with the resulting tree structure and had Gigantic problems as a result.’

Then the little pig,  piglet[‘John’]  ( or piglet[0]), met a man with a cart of straw. ‘This looks to me to be a component that can be manipulated visually as a builder tool.’ He said gleefully. I can make a nice property with this! So he bought the straw, and extended the house base class with straw, using late bindings, and settled down contentedly in a local field, relishing the persistence of his house object.

Then along came the tester, who said ‘Is this house of production quality? The little pig said, ‘Of course, lets’ ship it, by the hair of my chinny chin chin’.. So the tester smiled with glee and caused an unhandled exception by huffing and puffing and causing an array-out-of-bounds. Piglet[0] wiped the straw from his hair, exclaiming ‘It must be a hardware fault. I haven’t touched that module in weeks’. Perhaps he should have used curly braces.

The second little pig wandered down a lane and came across a farmer hauling a load of Sticks I shall build a fantastick house! He cried, and bought the sticks from the farmer. The house class had multiple constructors, and he overrode the wall methods for sticks..

After great effort, he sat down in his house of sticks, contented. At that moment the big bad tester knocked on the door. ‘Little Pig, Little pig, let me come in.

“No, No, said the little pig, By the hair of my chinny chin chin, I will not let you come in. The door is a critical section with an exclusive lock.’

“But we have to check the house’s resilience.” Pleaded the Tester,”It needs to undergo stress-testing”’.

“..but I’ve used Agile Methodology in developing this house!”, the pig expostulated.

But the Tester just laughed. He then huffed and he puffed, causing a null reference exception thrown up to the top level thereby causing premature object decomposition.

Piglet[1]  ran squealing from a pile of sticks exclaiming “I thought I fixed that. Somebody must have changed the code”.

The third little pig, piglet[2], decided that his two brothers had practiced a number of antipatterns, and determined to select a resilient architecture with bricks. As you generally hear far more about the successful developments in Java, I suspect I have no need to go into the details because you'll have already been told them. You will know that the Testers even climbed down the chimney to try to cause the system integrity to fail. All to no avail.  The Big Bad Tester had an unfortunate accident whilst regression-testing the roof Struts, and the third little pig lived happily ever after.